What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less!
What do elves eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle!
Who is Santa Claus married to? Mary Christmas!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
What did Santa ask his wife? Is it going to rain dear?!