Jokes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine!

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Nacho cheese!

Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencil โ€“ Vania!

Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? So it tastes nice with the traffic jam!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie on it!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

Why did the bird go to hospital? To get a tweetment!

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